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Captain America : Civil War (a more appropriate title – Avengers Infinity War part Zero)

 

When it comes to superhero culture, can there be too much of a good thing? That’s the conundrum facing the purveyors of the shared-universe paradigm… They obviously think that there can’t — hence the 146 minutes!!

 

Civil War’s a remarkably coherent and tightly focused affair that by virtue of clarity and concision, manages to keep all its ducks in a row while providing both the movies billed, i.e. the sequel to Winter Soldier and the Avengers’ civil war, AND providing lucid and substantive introductions to new characters. (here we have a superhero movie that gathers no fewer than fifteen heroes and villains in roles that amount to considerably more than cameos, but it does so with both style and coherence). This is akin to a triple somersault, but if you can’t stick the landing , the audience won’t care. And the Russo brothers do pull it off….

You get a James Bondian film-opening action sequence times four (coz 4 avengers) , a centerpiece six-on-six clash of the superheroic titans, and a twist-y this-time-its-personal fight climax, along with enough quips to get you double-checking the credits for a Joss Whedon assist.

 

While I don’t want to give any of the story-line, I will stick to what is already known – Cap vs. Iron….Given both sides of the argument are represented by characters the audience assumes to be sincere and fundamentally decent in nature, the movie could only work if the plot contrived to give weight to both positions. Both characters are moral, both are slaves to their personal bios, and neither particularly wants to fight the other. Yet they do, and that tragic dimension gives the colourful blockbuster some much needed heft. (and prevents it from being a silly fight “over whether the dress is white or blue”)

 

On the minor flipside, the movie’s too damn long and inspite of that there’s a frustrating feeling of incompleteness. But you go in with the expectation that its trying to fit in a lot while at the same time setting up some other movies and you’ll be happy….  (Note: number of times I checked my watch = 0)

In conclusion, Marvel  you’ve given us another Marvel !!

 

Bring on the next  = Avengers: Infinity War—Part 1 and 2

 

 

Saumil Bhanshali

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STAR WARS – no further explanation required, just shut up and take my republican credits !!

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When the first Star Wars released on May 25th 1977, I was all of 12 days old !!! I watched the first one when I was 8 years old and that is my first clear memory of being mesmerized by cinema….

Star Wars has so profoundly influenced worldview that in the 80’s even President Reagan himself dubbed the Soviet Union as “the evil empire”…. Infact world over there are more than a few million people with Jediism as their listed religion. If you don’t believe this Wikipedia it. May the 4th is celebrated internationally as Star Wars day…..

On looking at the new trailer for the upcoming Star Wars (sequel) trilogy I couldn’t help but write about my fascination with this iconic franchise and urge anyone who still hasn’t seen the movies to do so faster than Hans Solo piloting the Millenium Falcon! You might have heard that it revolutionized special effects, ushered in the era of the modern blockbuster or any of a million things that are probably true but still downplay the film’s massive impact. If there is one truth in this world it is that the Star Wars films (all six of them so far) are worth your time !!

“A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…. “ sounds as good today as it did 38 years ago !!!

The Force Awakens premieres on December 18, 2015 – Christmas is surely coming early this year……. Four months to go, better start camping out or queueing up soon !!!

SAUMIL BHANSHALI

PS4 GAME REVIEW – ARKHAM KNIGHT

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ARKHAM KNIGHT – THE LAST BUT BEST IN THE BATMAN VIDEO GAME TRILOGY
Batman: Arkham Asylum created a combat system that has been replicated to no end. The sequel, Arkham City, decreased slightly in quality, but still offered a unique way to traverse across an open world…… Arkham Knight lets players know what it’s like to be the bat in nearly every way that most Batman enthusiasts would ever want, from diving deeply into his complex relationships with characters like the Joker and commissioner Gordon to exploring his arsenal of gadgets and weapons – including, for the first time, the Batmobile.

Few games – and certainly no others in the super hero genus – have allowed players to inhabit a character to the degree to which players become the Dark Knight in Rocksteady Studios’ Batman series.

Took me 22 hours in total to finish on the PS4 (spread over 5 days) though if I was living by myself I could have done it in a day – who needs to pee or eat food when you’re Batman !!

The detailed design and pitch-perfect voice work are two of the biggest reasons the characters you run into work so well…It’s brimming with detail, polished to a fault, and has some of the best gaming moments of the year. (Convince yourself – check out some of the gameplay on youtube). The improved combat and predator systems are worth the cost of entry, and a lot of the core combat mechanics are still the best in the genre.

Arkham Knight on the PS4 costs a little under $100 (or Rs.6000) but you HAVE to play it to believe it…. A fitting end, a definitive finale, you will become Batman !!

SAUMIL BHANSHALI
Switch Magazine issue for the week ending 4th July, 2015

MAD MAX = Maximum Madness

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Like one critic said “Believe the hype it will melt your face off”. 36 years after the original Mel Gibson epic comes Mad Max: Fury Road both directed by the same genius George Miller (Can you imagine in the interim he made adorable kids movies – Babe and Happy Feet…. This is certainly not a kid’s movie, though!!) . Call it a remake, reboot or a refuel, this movie is a perfectly orchestrated symphony of violence, beauty and insanity at the same time! Consider a T20 match with sixes hit in 18 of the 20 overs – it just doesn’t slow down to let the audience catch its breath. The vehicles are in constant motion for maybe 100+ of the 120 minutes running time.

The story is simple. A perpetual war for fuel will turn a sandy region of the world into a wasteland crawling with barbarous death cultists in souped-up stock cars. (Incidentally most of the filming was done in Namibia). In our ruined future, the Wasteland is run by a grotesque, misshapen tyrant called King Immortan Joe. Max, a prisoner finds himself swept along on a mission of vengeance and recovery.

And so commences a two-hour death race, enlivened with such impressive stunt work it’s seriously hard to believe that dozens of people weren’t killed getting it all down on film. There’s barely any reliance on CGI and amazingly, Miller paces the almost nonstop action so that it’s neither tiresome nor hard to follow. No shaky-cam here; we see the spectacular stunts and choreographed fights in full clarity.

Buried within the sand and the smoke is a surprising amount of heart as well. It is universally understandable even without subtitles for someone who doesn’t speak English – its that clear!

Buckle up for the adrenaline rush because this is the fastest and most furious movie I have ever seen (Apologies to the FnF series).

This is not a movie its an event so the ticket price is immaterial – go watch it on the biggest screen possible (and maybe it will help rid the disappointment of having watched “Bombay Velvet”)…

SAUMIL BHANSHALI

ZERO DARK THIRTY

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ZDT is more of a chronicler of events leading to (Beware – Spoiler Ahead !!!!!!!) the death of Osama Bin Laden. While the final picture is always known to the audience, the fun lies in how the jigsaw pieces come together over the 2hour 37minute runtime to form the final picture. If you’re in the mood for brainless twists and illogical turns watch an Abbas-Mustan flick instead.

There is absolutely nothing new in the plot, nothing that the papers haven’t regurgitated over and over again. Right from the inhumane torture methods employed to the final violation of Pakistan’s sovereignty, everything has been documented.

What’s new though is the ref
reshing treatment given to the docu-drama by Kathryn Bigelow, the first woman to have won Oscars for both Best Picture and Best Director for Hurt Locker. This time round though, its difficult for this Mark Boal written and produced film to get Best Picture since there is little by way of suspense. Infact compared to Argo, it appears substantially less entertaining as well. (And we know the 3 things that sell movies in India – Entertainment, entertainment and entertainment – courtesy The Dirty Picture). Few actually refer to this as Anti-Pop !!!!

Make no mistake though, I highly recommend this movie, for all cinephiles and especially budding directors for it’s a crash course in how detailing and painstaking research can elevate the material, keeping the audience interested even though they know what’s happening next.

This is a singular film. We see what is happening, and we’re allowed to have our own thoughts about it, and to carry them with us out of the theatre. It’s a movie that follows you home. It makes an impact with hardly any preaching. Very, very subtly the point is made that torture almost always resulted in wrong information. Bribery (a Lamborghini, no less !!!) has better results, but there is no substitute for hours spent poring over files and re-going over the details…. That’s where the real intelligence is gathered from.

Starting off with a black screen and 9/11 recordings perfectly sets the stakes for the decade long hunt. Quickly moving from CIA Black Sites around the world to Pakistan to Afghanistan to Washington and culminating in the Abbotabad raid at zero dark thirty (military speak for 12.30 AM), the movie unfolds like a razor blade – sharp and direct. No unwanted side plots or indulgent scenes here. No ideology or politics here. Only honesty. Just the facts which inevitably pulls the audience into ambiguous moral territory.
No decent human could fully agree with the American methods to counter terrorism, but there is no sugarcoating here. The movie has presented the terrorists and the search for them as it is in real life – cruel, controversial, cold blooded, corrupt and almost cannibalistic (in the sense that human lives have little value in this war on terror)….. There are many scenes where the line between those carrying out terrorism and those attempting to refute it grows increasingly tricky to discern.

The last 40 minutes are right on riveting. You’ll forget you are in a movie theater once the helicopters take off, instead you will be riding shotgun on one of the most famous missions in history. Bigelow does not resort to romanticism or flag- waving sensationalism to make the finale more palatable.

The protagonist Maya is a uni-dimensional character with no apparent family and no real friends. Jessica Chastain’s portrayal of the obsessive CIA analyst deserves an Oscar and she will get it.

In conclusion, if a ticket at a multiplex costs Rs. 300, this movie is worth the money. Watch it, if only for the history lesson…….Like Michael Crichton has eloquently put “If you don’t know history, then you don’t know anything. You are a leaf that doesn’t know it is part of a tree. ”

SAUMIL BHANSHALI

LIFE OF PI

LIFE OF PI – WORTH LIVING THROUGH !!!!

Don’t wait for the DVD unless you have a 21 by 9 Metres Television set with inbuilt 3D !!!!!

Forget the story watch it for the incredible indelible impactful imprint left on your eyes during its 127 minute duration.

Ang Lee(Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon) is a sorcerer, for the book on which this movie is based on was supposed to be “unfilmable”. Life of Pi is a fantasy adventure novel by Yann Martel published in 2001. The protagonist, Piscine Molitor “Pi” Patel, an Indian boy from Pondicherry, explores issues of spirituality and practicality from an early age. He survives 227 days after a shipwreck while stranded on a boat in the Pacific Ocean with a Bengal tiger, weirdly named Richard Parker. Allegorically the movie adaptation too has taken many days to see the light of day. (2005 was when M.Night Shyamalan was approached to direct it !!)

Comparisons could be made to other single actor survivor silver screen shows like 127 Hours or Castaway. While these two do have emotionally richer and more accessible screenplays they don’t even come close to the transcendent sublime imagery shown in this movie. Truly Ang Lee has redefined “cool” with the effects and CGI on display.

Adapted for the screen by David Magee, the movie is framed as an extended conversation between a frustrated novelist (Rafe Spall) and the title character (played by Irrfan Khan in the framing device) — who shortened his original name Piscine (French for “swimming pool”) to avoid the taunts of his schoolmates — the narrative begins with Pi’s early years in Pondicherry, India, where his father ran the local zoo. The first act of “Life of Pi” shows him always fascinated with aspects of various religions, choosing parts of each in which to believe. Soon however a teenaged Pi (Suraj Sharma) is faced with a Titanic-like disaster and finds himself in a predicament now well known to anyone who has seen the trailers or even the posters….

Stuck on a lifeboat with a most unreliable coterie of critters, Pi’s odyssey defines the word spectacular. The second act is littered with lush imagery and richly detailed seascapes. If these scenes could be paused and framed and auctioned in Sotheby’s, I’m sure they would make enough money to fund the movie’s $70 million budget !!!!

And so onto the third and perhaps the weakest of the acts. It does not lead to a crescendo of intellectual and spiritual elation, like the book. Just bringing up God and faith and presenting them with visual style is not enough. Say something about religion. Say something about God. “Life of Pi” thinks it’s a deep meditation about faith but it’s really not. The book is infinitely richer. Seems like the filmmakers were exhausted by the time the conclusion came around. If only the themes were as deeply thought out as the visuals, this would certainly be one of the Oscar favorites. But all’s forgiven because of the “eye-gasmic” feast we have gorged on for the major part of the movie.
Also , as Ang Lee spelt out in one of his interviews, sometimes like faith, the movie works better when we believe it in our souls rather than when its spelt out on screen before us. As TIME Magazine says, “Magical realism was rarely so magical and never before so real than when you see this movie”

Acting kudos to the CGI team for the best tiger since Sherkhan, and also to the 17 year old Suraj Sharma who in his debut puts in a cracker of a performance. Note how he loses weight and changes physically as his ordeal continues.

In conclusion, if a ticket at a multiplex costs Rs. 300, this movie is worth the entire price of admission to a cinema. It is definitely worth seeing and the viewer would do absolute injustice to oneself if its not seen on a 21 X 9 meter screen with 3D glasses.

— SAUMIL BHANSHALI